hairandglasses:

“Drop the beat, Skrillex!”

But Skrillex doesn’t drop the beat. Instead, he clutches it in his hands, unable to let it go, dooming the fate of the world in his greed.

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“Drop the beat, Skrillex,” repeats a desperate Samwise Gamgee, “please.”

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katherineobscura:

Guys be like “don’t wear leggings if you don’t got no ass” and I see you bitches walking around in muscle shirts without any muscles so pipe the fuck down

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twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

*sees a dog* *gasps loudly*

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gorillamunchies:

I have a deep respect and appreciation for freshly brewed strong coffee

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beautyyytime:

Why one eyebrow always comin out Gucci and the other eyebrow comin out Walmart

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  • me: sometimes i talk to myself
  • me: omg same